Sixteen Saltines – Jack White

She’s got stickers on her locker
And the boy’s number’s there in magic marker
I’m hungry and the hunger will linger
I eat sixteen saltine crackers then i lick my fingers

Well every morning i deliver the news
Black hat white shoes and i’m red allover
She’s got a big mailbox, that she puts up front
Garbage in garbage out, she’s getting what she wants

Who’s jealous who’s jealous who’s jealous who’s jealous of who?
If i get busy then i couldn’t care less what you do
But when i’m by myself i think of nothing else
Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you

Make a hole in a lifeboat
Jump and i’m talking and laughing as we float
I hear a whistle, that’s how i know she’s home
Lipstick, eyelash, broke mirror, broken home

Force fed, force mixed till i drop dead
You can’t defeat her, when you meet her you’ll be what i said
And lord knows there’s a method to her madness
Bustin’ those jokes as i float in a sea of sadness

She doesnt know but when she’s gonna sit and drink up a few
I’m sure she’s drinkin two, but wondering what for and who
And i’m solo rollin’. i’m one side off the boat.
Looking out, throwing up, a lifesaver down my throat

Who’s jealous who’s jealous who’s jealous who’s jealous of who? (x3)